19th Annual "Tour de Greenlake" @ Seattle, WA, United States, Seattle [24 June]

19th Annual "Tour de Greenlake"


108
24
June
13:00 - 17:00

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Seattle, WA, United States
Seattle, Washington 98103
Ladies, Gentlemen and Drunks!

It's time again for that once-yearly Saturday afternoor (June 24th) the whole rest of the world is 6 drinks behind. That’s right, it’s the Tour De Greenlake!

You know it and you love it: featuring thrift store bicycles, crazy costumes, & lots of semi-traumatizing things that simply cannot be un-seen, on a tour of Greenlake's finest watering holes.

You all know the drill: #1) Grab yourself a bike. Any bike will do, but it's more fun if you have it decked out! #2) Wear something fun, crazy, stupid or illegal. Your body is your temple and this is the day you will desecrate it. #3) Start drinking! (You're no fun when you're sober! Seriously, you're kind of a little bitch). As always, the bars will have drink specials for us!!! (Side note from my attorney; you are under no obligation to drink alcoholic beverages)

Meet at the Red Hen at 1:00pm on Saturday, June 24th and start to warm up by downing a few cold ones! We will leave there at precisely 2pm to make our way around the lake to St. Andrews! The rest of the itinerary is as follows:

St. Andrews (Winona and Aurora) 2:15pm- 3:30pm
Olde 99 (formerly Kangaroo and Kiwi) (Winona and Aurora) 3:30pm-4:30pm
Tacos Guaymas (6808 E. Greenlake Way 5pm- Fall down)

Who will fall off their bike this year? Who will damage their liver..who will win the first «TOUR DE GREENLAKE MOST VALUABLE DRUNK?» NEED be not passed out to win!

Please forward this on to anyone you think will enjoy the hijinks! The more the better!!! Looking forward to see all of you…

Can't wait to see you in June!(

-Brunelle
206-510-6556
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